First - Click on the "Build the Relationship
Next - Select your "Relationship
Funeral Service" option
The link will then take you into the selections to "Select
your Tombstone"* and Choose your Jerk/Bimbo.
*Tombstone selection non-optional for the "Bury the
Third - Click on "Continue Shopping" to
add other merchandise to your cart
Finish by Confirming your Order and Proceeding
Then - ONTO
THE RELATIONSHIP FUNERAL!!!
Here are some Ideas from our Clients to add a Twist on
a New Favorite!
Are You going to Explode the Next Time You have to Deal
with Your Husband's "Ex"....Get the Crew together
and Vent-Vent-Vent then put Her to "Rest'!
Guys...Don't be a Living Tribute to George Jones....Stop
Loving Her TODAY!!! Get your Friends and
Family together because They're Ready for You to MOVE ON!!!
One For the Boss...Ever see the 1980's Classic Movie "9-5"...Here's
an Easier Answer to Release that Rage!!!
"I want one for my Wife...I'm so Tired of Issues from
her Previous Marriage Coming into Ours...I'm going to Place
the Coffin on the Kitchen Counter so when one of "Those
Issues" comes up I can say...That has Nothing to do
with Our Marriage-go Put it in the Coffin with the Jerk!!!
Remember..."IF" He wasn't a Jerk...You'd still
be with Him!