Shipping Information

Shipping and Handling

  • Standard Express: Merchandise will normally arrive in 3-7 business days after the order is received. Orders are shipped via UPS, FedEX or USPS.
  • Guaranteed Express: We will expedite your order to be delivered within 2-3 business days after your order is received. Street address required .
  • Overnight Air Express: Your order, placed before 8 am Central Time (Monday through Friday) will be delivered the next business day.

International Shipping

To help facilitate shipping to our international customers Bury the Jerk LLC has become an affiliate with Access USA. Access USA is an international mail forwarder that provides customers with a private U.S. street address to receive mail and merchandise. Access USA will consolidate your order ensuring proper delivery to your international address for additional fees.

Follow these two steps to set up for international delivery:

  • Sign up with Access USA at
  • Have Your Very Own U.S. Mailing Address
  • Use your new U.S. address, provided by Access USA, when placing your order.

Please Note The Following

  • Guaranteed Express and Overnight Air Express orders placed after 8am Central Time will ship the following business day.
  • We cannot guarantee shipping times for Standard Delivery.
  • All orders received after 8am Central Time are generally shipped the next business day.
  • Alaska, Hawaii, and US Territories allow 1-2 additional business days for delivery.
  • Business days do not include weekends or holidays.
  • You will receive an e-mail with your tracking number(s) if they are supplied by the delivery service.
  • Sorry, we are currently not shipping international shipments.

International Shipping:

  • All orders must be paid in U.S. funds by international money order or by credit card. Exchange rates will be automatically calculated on credit card orders.
  • Additional shipping charges will be required and charged by Access USA for their services provided.

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